No Time To Sleep
Greetings, Guardsmen! As we all know, warp travel is the safest way to travel,* guided as it is by the very light of the God-Emperor Himself. However, recently, we have […]
As we all know, warp travel is the safest way to travel,* guided as it is by the very light of the God-Emperor Himself. However, recently, we have been getting reports from some troops that they have been suffering from occasional bad dreams during warp transit. Worry not, Guardsmen, for we have a solution that will see you arrive at your war zone refreshed, awake and ready to lead another glorious bayonet charge in the name of the Imperium.
The noble warriors of the Adeptus Astartes have graciously supplied us with several picts, which will be displayed on a large screen in the mess hall of all transport vessels. During your standard 12-hour warp voyage,** you will be allowed to stand and soak in the magnificence of the Space Marines.
As you meditate on the glory of the God-Emperor?s greatest creations, you will be safe from any nightmares ? as they know no fear, you shall know no bad dreams. Here is a sample:
Remember to give thanks to the Adeptus Astartes, in your prayers to the God-Emperor, for giving up their valuable time to pose for these picts.
Physical copies of these picts will be available from your Commissar in exchange for part of your monthly stipend. When you arrive in your war zone, you will be able to adhere these to the walls in your camp so that you may always have their glory looking down on you.
++ Thought for the Day: We must be unsleeping in vigilance, swift in judgement, merciless in deed. ++
* Ancient research from a statistics servitor rated it safer than piloting a tank.
** If the journey takes more than the scheduled 12 hours, simply drink another cup of recaff and watch the presentation again.
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